March Vault

From the March vault.......

Back in the day, James Robertson, author of the novels The Fanatic, Joseph Knight, and The Testament of Gideon Mack (which was Richard and Judyised) was the first Brownsbank Writing Fellow out in my neck of the woods, living in Brownsbank Cottage, the former home of poet, Hugh MacDiarmid, and while there he edited the collection "Mistaken Identities" which featured my "Twilight Zoneish" story "But It Won't Ever Happen", and a few of my poems, including:

 

SUCCESSFUL WOMAN EXECUTIVE TYPE
By Ian Hunter

Since my wife

buys the cream

uses the hair spray

and the sanitary towels

aerodynamically designed

with special wings

she's entitled

when she triumphs

to turn to the camera

clench her fists

say "Yes!"

then glide all

the way home