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WILLIAM AND KATE: THE ZOMBIE CONNECTION
It's funny how those family trees
omit the plantation owner
with the workers who were
slow and shambling
but never tired
Or the relative
caught up in that virus scare
which closed a county down
for a month or two
Then there was the cousin
who worked for
the British Experimental Rocket Group
with Bernard whatshisname
in the 1950s
and the panic surrounding
those meteor strikes
But does any of that explain
the Duchess of Cambridge's
liquid diet?
How hard to chew without teeth
How hard to bite
A Royal hickey will have to do
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