I INVENTED THE NIGHT

First of all, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

(Pauses for fireworks going off - you saw them, right?)

Had a sort of mini Download guys reunion tonight as it was Tommy (the) Hand's birthday yesterday. Tommy is, obviously, the son of Roland Hand, and we managed to drive the local "Last of the Summer Wind" regulars from the pub as we took control of the clunky gizmo that let us rule the airwaves,and allowed the playing of the likes of KISS, and Lamb of God, and Machine Head, and Metallica, and Steel Panthers, and Hayseed Dixie, and Poison, and Guns and Roses, and a whole lot of other pop combo "stuff", even Chesney Hawkes!!!!!

And a heck of a lot of Electric Six, since Dave and Tommy had been to see them at the Garage.

Tommy said he had been at some function recently where some bore had been going on about his job, his qualifications, and all he had achieved. "What have you done?" he sneeringly asked Tommy. Quick as a flash our man replied "I Invented the Night". Stunned silence. Game over, methinks.

By: Ian Hunter On Monday, 04 January 2010 Comment Comments( 0 ) Hits Views(2479)
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